The Pirates Pocket Book, edited by Stuart Robertson. Hardcover book published 2008.
Ahoy, me Hearties!
It’s not everyday that I get asked if I’m a Pirate, but whilst handing over me pieces of eight so as to purchase this book, I was indeed asked that question… the question that everyone wants to know the answer to… am I a pirate?
I calmly lowered me eye patch, quieted me parrot and put away me jolly roger and with great composure answered.
“No. I am not a pirate.”
I then paused and carefully considered the second part of my reply.
“That’s why I need this book.”